secret to eating beds: "i'm a bear" tactic

I lub lub lub eating my beds. But its very important to do it when Mummy and Daddy aren't looking and especially important not to get caught.

Here is me restraining myself as Mummy and Daddy watch me:


I wait for my moment when they stop looking...



then I ATTACK!!


As soon as I hear Mummy or Daddy's voice yell "Hampton"...


 I disguise myself and pretend I'm a bear!


This way I get lots of "awws" and Mummy and Daddy forget they were gonna get mad at me!!  (I consider this a modified head tilt technique, see "head tilt"comic)

xo
Hampton the bear